Tuesday, March 8, 2011

From Bad to Verse

"You have brought shame on my art form ... Human Resources will hear of this!"

Office Haiku, the workplace-inspired poetry using the 5-7-5 syllabic paradigm, turned out to be an overnight sensation. (Who say this country am not literate?)

http://workingstiffed.blogspot.com/2011/03/haikus-and-lows.html

Looks like it's time to raid the supply cabinet for more quill pens!

Salaries are cut
Management softens the blow
Bojangles' biscuits

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You worked very hard
To get where you are today
Cleanup on Aisle Three

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HR consultant
Unavoidably detained
Big crowd at Hooters

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Smoke break, coffee break
Less time spent behind my desk
Effective habits

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It smells like pizza
That was baked in an armpit
Clean out the damn fridge

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Coke spilled on server
Massive computer crashes
Blame it on virus

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It looks like the boss
Searched for Jordache on eBay
Casual Friday

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Sent to seminar
Eager to reap benefits
Reimbursement check

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Big fan of Dilbert
Also a supervisor
Irony wasted

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The meeting goes long
But I will have my revenge
Silent but deadly

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Feel free to share your Office Haiku in the Comment section. As always, remember that all submissions become property of workingstiffed.blogspot.com, even the sucky ones.

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