 |
| "You have brought shame on my art form ... Human Resources will hear of this!" |
Office Haiku, the workplace-inspired poetry using the 5-7-5 syllabic paradigm, turned out to be an overnight sensation. (Who say this country am not literate?)
http://workingstiffed.blogspot.com/2011/03/haikus-and-lows.html
Looks like it's time to raid the supply cabinet for more quill pens!
Salaries are cut
Management softens the blow
Bojangles' biscuits
-----
You worked very hard
To get where you are today
Cleanup on Aisle Three
-----
HR consultant
Unavoidably detained
Big crowd at Hooters
-----
Smoke break, coffee break
Less time spent behind my desk
Effective habits
-----
It smells like pizza
That was baked in an armpit
Clean out the damn fridge
-----
Coke spilled on server
Massive computer crashes
Blame it on virus
-----
It looks like the boss
Searched for Jordache on eBay
Casual Friday
-----
Sent to seminar
Eager to reap benefits
Reimbursement check
-----
Big fan of Dilbert
Also a supervisor
Irony wasted
-----
The meeting goes long
But I will have my revenge
Silent but deadly
-----
Feel free to share your Office Haiku in the Comment section. As always, remember that all submissions become property of workingstiffed.blogspot.com, even the sucky ones.
No comments:
Post a Comment