Friday, February 18, 2011

True Tales From the Office: The Ratings Game

Our story begins in the conference room, where the employee and the supervisor are discussing a recent external audit.

SUPERVISOR: As you can see, the ratings for your section are down from last year.

EMPLOYEE: Didn't you say these audits were all subjective?

SUPERVISOR: I don't recall saying that.

Fast-forward to the conference room one year (and another external audit) later.

EMPLOYEE: You'll notice that my section's ratings are up this year.

SUPERVISOR: Yeah, but you know the thing about these audits ...

EMPLOYEE: They're all subjective?

SUPERVISOR: I'm glad you're finally paying attention.

And ... scene!

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