Our story begins inside the supervisor's office, where an employee is receiving his first annual review in three years.
SUPERVISOR: Your tardiness is a problem. Today, for example, you came in at 10:30.
EMPLOYEE: But I came in at 9.
SUPERVISOR: No, you came in at 10:30.
EMPLOYEE: I'm sure it was 9.
SUPERVISOR: (Bristling) I'm telling you it was 10:30. We're done here!
Employee leaves supervisor's office and stops by a co-worker's cubicle.
EMPLOYEE: Just so I know I'm not crazy, what time did you see me come in today?
CO-WORKER: Well, I got here at 9:15 and you were already at your desk.
EMPLOYEE: Thanks. I may have to subpoena your testimony for my next review.
And ... scene!