The top ten list of morale-boosting initiatives rejected by your company:
Ten We're Turning Furloughs Into Fun-Loughs!
Nine Outsourcing Bingo
Eight Secret Suck-Up
Seven Hunker Down and Party Down at New Austerity Disco Nite
Six Prozac Potluck
Five Wheel of Harassment
Four Layoff Olympics
Three Decontamination Derby (aka Office Fridge Cleanup)
Two Let's Go Postal!
One Gruel and Hardtack Cook-Off