Office Haiku: Verse-Case Scenario

Is that a new tie
Or has Lady Gaga's pimp
Branched into menswear?

Tell the office administrator to order more quill pens (and lay off the hair gel)! It's time for more workplace-inspired poetic synergy utilizing the 5-7-5 syllabic paradigm:

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I know it's my job
Would you kindly remind me
What's your job again?

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When praised by the boss
Remember your next screw-up
Will erase all clout.

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New guy getting hazed
Nothing says camaraderie
Like racist e-mails.

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Quality product
Generic equivalent
Six or half-dozen.

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Soft and supple lips
Meet supervisor's backside
An office romance.

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Toilet terrorist
Waging jihad on my nose
Please do that at home.

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The boss's new wife
More plastic on her body
Than his new Corvette

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I really must know
How they did it in your day
Old office gasbag.

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CEO pep talk
We're all in this together
Straps on parachute.

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For more Office Haiku, go to:
http://workingstiffed.blogspot.com/2011/03/haikus-and-lows.html
http://workingstiffed.blogspot.com/2011/03/from-bad-to-verse.html


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